Est. 2026 · Independent software company · Not for hire

We build whatever
we find interesting.

Warped Technologies is an independent software company building its own products. Sometimes that's a platform connecting school communities. Sometimes it's an app that calculates how much sausage you need. The company doesn't take client work — every project on this page is something the company owns and operates.

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●  Currently shipping Projects 05 Employees 01 Last deploy ~2 AM
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Tolerance for weird ideas
What we make

Each one started as "what if…" and refused to stay hypothetical.

Five shipping projects, all owned and operated by the company. Two consumer apps, two open-source tools, one website for the cook team. No clients. No roadmap. Just ideas that stuck around long enough to become software.

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N°01 · iOS & Android Community platform

School Squad

Finally, a school app that parents actually open.

School Squad brings your entire school community into one place — events, announcements, fundraising, volunteering, and real-time chat for PTOs and parents. No more digging through email chains, Facebook groups, and paper flyers.

PTOs Events Chat
Visit schoolsquad.app
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PORK 70/30
ICE 8%
SALT 1.8%
NFDM 2%
N°02 · iOS Precision tool

Sausage Calculator

Because "eyeballing it" is not a recipe.

Dial in meat-to-fat ratios, choose from 11 specialized binders, save unlimited recipes to the cloud, and tap a community marketplace of tried-and-tested formulas. The app you didn't know you needed — until you ruined a 20-pound batch by guessing.

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N°03 · Open source Claude Code toolkit

iPhone Simulator Control

Give Claude a real handle on the iOS Simulator.

A Claude Code toolkit that overlays a coordinate grid directly on simulator screenshots so the model can tap, type, and swipe with pixel precision — plus an autonomous QA agent that tests features and reports bugs with screenshots. MIT-licensed.

Claude Code QA agent MIT
View on GitHub
Mindmap overview — a hand-drawn mind map with Excalidraw-style wobbled nodes
N°04 · Open source Desktop app · Rust

Mindmap

A hand-drawn mind mapper that reads FreeMind files.

Excalidraw-inspired aesthetic — wobbled borders, hachure fill, the Virgil handwriting font — on a native Rust desktop app. Round-trip safe with FreeMind .mm XML, exports to SVG, PNG, Markdown and OPML. Built with egui.

Rust FreeMind Cross-platform
View on GitHub
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CHICKEN12168.4
RIBS5170.8
PORK9166.2
BRISKET3167.0
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N°05 · Web Competition BBQ site

Warped BBQ

A KCBS comp team's website that takes itself exactly half seriously.

Built for Adam & Jess's competition BBQ team in Eastern CT. Three Cloudflare Pages deployments from one monorepo: a public comp site with schedule, trophy case, and hand-drawn SVG stats; a Cloudflare Access-gated admin console backed by Apps Script + Sheets; a restaurant stub waiting on a restaurant.

KCBS Cook journal Stats
Visit warpedbbq.com
THINGS THE COMPANY DOES NOT HAVE —
How the company operates

Independent, self-funded, deliberately small.

Warped Technologies is a small software company with an unusually clear remit: build and operate products that interest us. That's the whole scope.

01 / CURIOSITY-LED

If it's interesting to think about, it's interesting to build.

No roadmap committee. No feature prioritization framework. The company's next project is whatever refused to leave our head — usually something nobody asked for.

02 / SHIP REAL THINGS

Every joke is also true.

The sausage calculator is real. The school platform is real. The products the company ships may be unusual, but they're genuine software with genuine users.

03 / NOT FOR HIRE

A product company, not a service company.

Warped Technologies doesn't take client work, contracts, or consulting engagements. Every product here is something the company built, owns, and operates on its own terms.

The team

Small team. Specifically, one.

Warped Technologies is led by its founder and sole employee, Adam Sulik. Every product the company ships goes through him, which is both the constraint and the point.

Adam Sulik — Founder & Engineer.

Adam is a software developer, an unapologetic BBQ obsessive, and the kind of engineer who solves interesting problems by shipping them. He founded Warped Technologies to build and operate software products independently, under a single company.

The company's remit is narrow on purpose: build things that are interesting enough to finish, ship them to real users, and maintain them carefully. That discipline is how a portfolio ends up holding both a school community platform and a sausage calculator — and why both actually work.

Founded
2026 · United States
Model
Independent · Self-funded
Services
None — products only
Headcount
One, on purpose
PORTRAIT // ADAM I–24
Adam (approximately)
FOUNDER · ENGINEER · PITMASTER SIG. A.S.
Under the hood

Boring tech, interesting projects.

The tools the company uses across its products. Chosen for reliability over novelty.

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QA

Not open for business. Open for conversation.

Warped Technologies doesn't take client work, contracts, or consulting. But if you use one of the company's products, spotted a bug, or want to talk about something one of them does — this inbox is the right place.